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Observation # 1345, 1346, 1347
May. 11th, 2008 | 10:12 am
1. Serenading is not always the romantic gesture it is meant to be.
2. Specifically, attempting to serenade someone using what is apparently some sort of portable karaoke machine with rap music and first tripping over a tree root, then falling into a tree, then yelling, "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS SHIT! WHO PUT A TREE HERE!" will rob your thoughtful gesture of the romance you intended, even if you attempt to recover with the rap song.
3. Any hopes that you could salvage this will be wrecked with a) the not precisely romantic excitement of a barking dog b) the response of your adored one, who will point out, in no particular order, that you are totally wasted and do not know what you are doing, and she has pictures, you [several colorful descriptive words deleted].
2. Specifically, attempting to serenade someone using what is apparently some sort of portable karaoke machine with rap music and first tripping over a tree root, then falling into a tree, then yelling, "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS SHIT! WHO PUT A TREE HERE!" will rob your thoughtful gesture of the romance you intended, even if you attempt to recover with the rap song.
3. Any hopes that you could salvage this will be wrecked with a) the not precisely romantic excitement of a barking dog b) the response of your adored one, who will point out, in no particular order, that you are totally wasted and do not know what you are doing, and she has pictures, you [several colorful descriptive words deleted].