Mari Ness - Made of fail:

Made of fail:

"Darth Vader" receives suspended sentence for attacking Jedi.

I have one main response to this: Dude. Darth Vader does not wear garbage bags. Did you see Vader down in that trash compactor with everyone else? I didn't think so. If you must do this sort of thing, dress for the occasion.

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In only mildly related news, the Vatican's all about aliens now.

"In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion."

I don't know what to say....

The Force is strong with them.

(What did you expect me to say?)

I expected:
“Only .7%? I find their lack of faith disturbing…”