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Oct. 21st, 2003 | 10:38 pm

1) Open suitcase.

2) Put in various Important Papers of Great Usefulness.

3) Put in junk clothes.

4) Put in business suits. Carefully place, on top, nice shiny new suit that you just found on sale that will be just perfect for trip.

5) Suddenly remember that you must answer important e-mail.

6) Begin typing said e-mail.

7) Listen to sounds of coughing behind you.

8) Whirl around to realize that a certain grey piece of fur is DELIBERATELY COUGHING UP A HAIRBALL ON YOUR NICE NEW RED SUIT.

This is all the fault of the cell phone.
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pmc-squared AKA Sylph

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from: [info]norda
date: Oct. 22nd, 2003 11:03 am (UTC)
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Phinneas always hated when we went away. He would scratch at our suitcases vicously.... not just the sharpening-the-claws thing, but really tring to rip it apart.

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Mari Ness

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from: [info]mariness
date: Oct. 25th, 2003 02:53 pm (UTC)
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Mine haven't started eating the suitcases yet. But they have tried to sneak into the suitcases (I think they think I won't notice the extra weight) and they've tried to block my pathway to the door, and today they tried to argue that they had Starved, Starved, Starved, while I was gone. (The argument would have been more convincing had they not had food in their bowls.)

They do keep each other company -- they are very good friends -- but that doesn't mean they're happy with my current schedule.

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