Mike Gravel:
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Jan. 9th, 2008 | 08:33 am
So a little primary election, part of the U.S. presidential process, was held yesterday in New Hampshire and it appears that the media think that various people have won.
But you don't want to know about that. What you want to know is, how did our man Mike Gravel, the utter underdog of the Democratic race, fare? As many of you know, Gravel did not do at all well in Iowa. Indeed, the Iowa Democrats went so far as to snub him entirely and give him a grand total of 0 votes.
I am pleased to say, however, that the good people of New Hampshire, more discerning than their Iowa counterparts, did come out in droves (small droves) for Mike Gravel, giving him a total of 397 votes (ok, very very small droves), according to NBC this morning after 96% of precincts had reported in. (This is not quite the same as 96% of votes counted.) Who knows? The remaining 4% might push him over the edge to 400 votes!
I spent the evening updating two friends about Mike Gravel's not overly meteoric rise to this astounding total (when I started watching he was at about 17 votes, so, yes, progress was made.) When he reached 342 votes, I messaged them both in excitement. One responded promptly with, " *gasps and staggers back, clutching her heart.*" As I was typing in a sarcastic response to that, the second wrote, " I'm having palpitations. Although that could be my coffee." Sometimes I'm not sure that my friends always take me seriously.
But you don't want to know about that. What you want to know is, how did our man Mike Gravel, the utter underdog of the Democratic race, fare? As many of you know, Gravel did not do at all well in Iowa. Indeed, the Iowa Democrats went so far as to snub him entirely and give him a grand total of 0 votes.
I am pleased to say, however, that the good people of New Hampshire, more discerning than their Iowa counterparts, did come out in droves (small droves) for Mike Gravel, giving him a total of 397 votes (ok, very very small droves), according to NBC this morning after 96% of precincts had reported in. (This is not quite the same as 96% of votes counted.) Who knows? The remaining 4% might push him over the edge to 400 votes!
I spent the evening updating two friends about Mike Gravel's not overly meteoric rise to this astounding total (when I started watching he was at about 17 votes, so, yes, progress was made.) When he reached 342 votes, I messaged them both in excitement. One responded promptly with, " *gasps and staggers back, clutching her heart.*" As I was typing in a sarcastic response to that, the second wrote, " I'm having palpitations. Although that could be my coffee." Sometimes I'm not sure that my friends always take me seriously.

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cardinalximinez
date: Jan. 9th, 2008 02:34 pm (UTC)
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suibhne_geilt
date: Jan. 9th, 2008 04:39 pm (UTC)
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Media coverage of this crappy campaign season is such a disappointing clusterbumble.
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cardinalximinez
date: Jan. 9th, 2008 04:47 pm (UTC)
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suibhne_geilt
date: Jan. 9th, 2008 05:49 pm (UTC)
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Remember, back in '00, the running joke was that if God had meant for us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
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cardinalximinez
date: Jan. 9th, 2008 07:08 pm (UTC)
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date: Jan. 10th, 2008 01:40 am (UTC)
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date: Jan. 10th, 2008 05:16 am (UTC)
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date: Jan. 10th, 2008 12:58 pm (UTC)
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date: Jan. 10th, 2008 01:38 am (UTC)
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cardinalximinez
date: Jan. 10th, 2008 02:26 am (UTC)
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lordsnotrag
date: Jan. 9th, 2008 03:14 pm (UTC)
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Makes me wonder if Clinton and Obama were flipped in the number of votes how that story would run... "Clinton Neck and Neck With Obama in New Hampshire!"
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mariness
date: Jan. 10th, 2008 01:57 am (UTC)
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Adn the delegate point is important, especially since it certainly gives Edwards an incentive to stay in the race.
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date: Jan. 9th, 2008 07:56 pm (UTC)
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As far as his zero votes in Iowa, we'll never know for sure, because the caucus system requires the individual caucuses to settle on a single candidate, doesn't it? So if someone sat down for Gravel and he didn't get enough votes, then that voter had to move to another candidate until there was a majority (or abstain).
Politics hurts my brain.
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date: Jan. 10th, 2008 01:41 am (UTC)
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date: Jan. 9th, 2008 11:45 pm (UTC)
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mariness
date: Jan. 10th, 2008 01:56 am (UTC)
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And the media might want to remember that Bill Clinton lost both Iowa and New Hampshire in 1992.
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date: Jan. 10th, 2008 02:57 am (UTC)
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Sometimes I think that Democrats don't have their act together, but this time - didn't they remove all the delegates from Florida? It is nice to see somebody finally saying "listen, if you can't even put a damned hole in a piece of paper, you're not going to choose our candidate."
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date: Jan. 10th, 2008 12:57 pm (UTC)
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And yes, the Democrats removed all the delegates from Florida. I don't think they'll be missed much.
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