Mari Ness - And now, they're masquerading as large apes:

But it would not be Thanksgiving without yet another attempt by the squirrels to up the stakes in their war against us: first, by knocking out power to hundreds of residents who were merely frantically trying to prepare for the approach of relatives, and second, in the "I seriously can't make this up" story of the day, by pretending to be orangutans.

Long time readers will recall that our squirrel enemies have already successfully pretended to be bears. Now, they're aping orangutans*. I shudder to think what disguise they might try next.

*Sorry. I haven't had caffeine yet and the pun simply would not be resisted.