Mari Ness - The Bunnywock

'Twas Easter, and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble in the kegs
All mimsy were the borogroves
as they munched on Cadbury eggs.

"Beware the Bunnywock, my friends!
The chocolate thief, that brings such grief!
Beware the Jelly Bean, which portends
The frumious Chick motif!"

They took their vorpal teeth in hand
Long time their luscious foe they sought
So munched they jelly beans in mass,
and stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought they stood
The Bunnywock, with eyes so sweet
Came whiffling, in a jelly hood,
Dripping chocolate through the street!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
Their vorpal teeth went on attack!
They chewed and chewed
The tasty chocolate snack!

"And hast thou slain the Bunnywock?
Come to my arms, my beamish friends!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
Orgies on the weekends!"

'Twas Easter, and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble in the kegs
All mimsy were the borogroves
as they munched on Cadbury eggs.

Or, for those of you demanding tradition, Cute Overload offers a bunny page. For those of you who remember the true spirit of the holiday, we bring you the terror that is Marshmellow Peeps:

Done by people with far, far, too much time on their hands, the little peeps head off to destroy the Ring of Marshmellow Peepdom. What they should have done was stop by a research center along the way to find out the best way to destroy the Ring of Marshmellow Peepdom. Think no such research site exists? Think again!

Peep research. Scientific studies of Peep Surgery; Peep Solubility and other Deep Peep Matters (admit it; you've always wanted to know what would happen if you threw sulfuric acid at a marshmallow peep)

NASA causes the terrible and tragic disappearance or death of some innocent little Peeps.

Space Invaders – I mean, PEEP INVADERS! No, really.

Stir-fry. With peeps. I wish I were making this up.